Category Archives: A Writer’s Life

You Want How Much?

Update: As of June 6, 2023, the channel discussed in this article did not appear in a YouTube search. Although this might suggest a suspension from YouTube or similar consequences for unethical business practices, two days later, the channel was back in business. Go figure!

Question of the Day: Do you think it’s ethical for a Booktuber to charge for interviewing guest authors on his YouTube channel?

Well?

Between acclimating to a substitute position that’s turned into a full-time gig and mounting what might be my first-ever civil lawsuit (a situation totally unrelated to anything in this post), I try to spend at least 30 minutes a day promoting all my little words. Some days, this means posting a promo on YouTube or Twitter or scheduling paid advertising, but every day, it means dropping links in a ton of Facebook groups, especially those dedicated to promoting Kindle Vellas.

All that promotion is time-consuming, especially if you have more than one work to share, other stories to work on, hair to pull out, etc.; and paid advertising can be expensive. Ridiculously so. Therefore, I gravitate to any free promotional method available, including author interviews.

At least, I’d thought these were always free.

Having just completed one last week with a YouTuber who didn’t charge a fee, seeing another post from someone on Facebook this morning really excited me! After firing off an email with book links, partial bio, etc., the owner of the channel emailed back. Like, back within a few minutes (which should have been my first clue). Everything in his email looked encouraging, at first.

Then I hit this paragraph:

Also, the making of an interview cost $35. Let me know if this is something you would love to do. Kindly reply (Interested or Not Interested) to this email. Your response will help us determine if you will receive future email from us or not.

Say what? This Nigerian-based YouTuber is trying to charge me $35 for an interview? NFW! Oh, and if you don’t, they don’t want to know you. No money, no honey.

Seriously, WTF? What is wrong with some people?

For legal reasons, I’m not going to reveal the name of the YouTuber or that of his Nigerian-based channel. But since it has about 6K subscribers with over 250 videos produced thus far, there’s a good chance his content could be monetized, which makes this all the more hinky. Additionally, he’s not forthcoming about the  interview charge in his “About” section:

Description

A lot of good books by independent published authors languish in silence because of lack of awareness, while some not-so-well books are performing well because of good exposure. As an independent published author of six poetry collections, and a soon-to-be novelist. I created this channel to enable fellow indie authors gain awareness of their works through a promotional video book review, and interviews as marketing sometimes can be very difficult. I don’t review books that I considered to be bad. I’ll kindly communicate my feedback to you if I reject reviewing your book after I’ve received it. I also review books that are not self-published, I am receptive to things relating to literature, academic conversation, etcetera. Having said that, welcome to (channel name) it’s a perfect place for you if you’re a literature enthusiast seeking some book recommendations, author, and writers generally.

Nope. Nothing in there about an interview fee. If this were on the level, you’d think it would be there. This description above is copied directly from the channel, so the grammar and punctuation gaffs are all his. 

I don’t believe charging someone for an interview is an acceptable practice. In fact, it’s really skeevy. The free interview process model already is a mutually beneficial transaction: the host gets content while the author gets exposure and free publicity. That’s how it’s done. Okay, so, maybe I’m overthinking or stressed out from the RL legal sh*t, but don’t indie authors have enough scams to avoid? Why to the myriad of money-sucking ruses around writing, editing, and publishing, must we now add marketing?

With that in mind, I found some foreign-based freelancers on Fiverr, recently. Make those freeloaders. You know, the ones who claim they’ll make your Kindle Vella or e-Book go “viral” on their million-plus-follower social media accounts? The Vella one’s a total scam.

Why?  Because Vella, after launching the platform two years ago, is still available only in the US. 

Good on them for having boatloads of followers! But if none of them can access the Vella platform or even know what that is, how’s that supposed to benefit you? Another good question: how many of their followers are US-based readers? To date, I’ve found about a half-dozen of these service ads on Fiverr, too. All have essentially the same wording and same price tiers (which points to a larger-scale scheme). And, unfortunately, too many of those are Nigerian-based, too. (Guess the prince there got tired of asking total strangers for transaction fees. #iykyk). 

Sorry for the tangent. 

So, while waiting to hear YouTube’s take on this, I’ll keep looking for legitimate free promo ops. 

Until next time, stay safe and scam-free!

Dead of Winter Audio Excerpt

An abridged excerpt from Chapter One of Dead of Winter, created with free text-to-speech software. I’ve been looking into something like this as a cost-effective option for creating audiobooks. Because that was a goal of mine this year: produce one audiobook. While this is okay (just barely) for promos, it’s not appropriate for anything larger. If I could’ve read the section without coughing, guys, I would have. Happy Pollen Season from Vermont! ;D

Anyway, here it is in all its weird glory. Hope you enjoy it!

New Look!

Night Shades got a much-needed facelift over the weekend. Had lots of time in hand, since a nasty virus (no, not that one) has been kicking my butt for over a week now, and the coughing fits haven’t been conducive to writing. Or doing much of anything else, really.

The new image, closer to my original cover idea and showcasing my rudimentary illustration skills, made its first pass through KDP copyright scrutiny without causing a ruckus, so fingers crossed that this one will stick.

To celebrate, I’ve scheduled a Kindle Countdown Deal. From February 22-28, you can snag the eBook for only $0.99! That’s a 67% discount – less than the cost of a cuppa!

Night Shades features eighteen short stories on the “lighter side” of the dark (including the fantasy novelette, Blood & Thorns), along with a smattering of microfiction and poetry.

Earlier, I posted a link to “Tokens of Sleep” on YouTube, which is one story in this collection. You’ll find horror, humor, fantasy, experimental stuff – the works!

So, what do you think of the new cover?

Crocheting with AI

(Yes, crocheting!)

Lately, I’ve been exploring AI tutorials on YouTube. While doing this, I was also enjoying a favorite pastime: diddling around with an old ball of yarn and the first crochet hook handy.

In this case, a skein of Caron Simply Soft in Grey and a size G crochet hook. My WIP is below. Anyway, as I was making a hat from “scratch,” I wondered, AI can do tons of stuff, but can it crochet?

So, today, I logged into ChatGPT and asked the following question. In order to make things fair, the stitches included in the question are the same ones being used in the “old-fashioned” human-constructed model below.

*Please note: This is not the same pattern as the AI one. If anyone wants this pattern, drop a note in the comments.

Q: Can you create a top-down crochet hat pattern with lots of texture utilizing the following stitches: double crochet, crossed treble/double crochet, half-double crochet, half-double crochet through the third loop?

A: Sure! Here is a top-down crochet hat pattern with lots of texture that utilizes the stitches you specified:

Materials:

Worsted weight yarn
Crochet hook (size J/6mm or hook needed to obtain gauge)
Tapestry needle

Gauge:

4 dc x 2 rows = 1″
Abbreviations:
ch = chain
dc = double crochet
hdc = half-double crochet
hdc3l = half-double crochet through the third loop
tr = treble crochet
x-tr = crossed treble/double crochet (skip the next stitch, tr in the following stitch, tr in the skipped stitch)
*NOTE: Okay, so this was not what I specified. My crossed stitch uses a treble/double crochet combo through both loops. Because it’s in the round, I also start the crossed stitches differently, but still, close! And its way works, too. Gotta give it credit for that.

If anyone would like to give the AI pattern a test run, enjoy! Again, i’s not the same one I’m muddling through right now, but it did deliver on texture and proper construction.

Instructions:

Round 1: Start with a magic circle, ch 2, and then work 10 dc into the circle. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (10 dc)

Round 2: Ch 2, work 2 dc in each stitch around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (20 dc)

Round 3: Ch 2, work 1 dc in the next stitch, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (30 dc)

Round 4: Ch 2, work 1 dc in each of the next 2 stitches, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (40 dc)

Round 5: Ch 2, work 1 dc in each of the next 3 stitches, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (50 dc)

Round 6: Ch 2, work 1 dc in each of the next 4 stitches, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (60 dc)

Round 7: Ch 2, work 1 dc in each of the next 5 stitches, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (70 dc)

Round 8: Ch 2, work 1 dc in each of the next 6 stitches, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (80 dc)

Round 9: Ch 2, work 1 dc in each of the next 7 stitches, 2 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (90 dc) 10-20. Ch 2, dc in each stitch around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (90 dc)

Round 10: Ch 2, work 1 x-tr in the next stitch, 1 dc in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (90 stitches)

Round 11: Ch 2, work 1 dc in the next stitch, 1 x-tr in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first dc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 23-25. Repeat rows 21-22

Round 12: Ch 2, work 1 hdc in the next stitch, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 27-30. Repeat round 26

Round 13: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 2 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 32-35. Repeat round 31

Round 14: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 3 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 37-40. Repeat round 36

Round 15: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 4 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 42-45. Repeat round 41

Round 16: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 5 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 47-50. Repeat round 46

Round 17: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 6 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 52-55. Repeat round 51

Round 18: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 7 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 57-60. Repeat round 56

Round 19: Ch 1, work 1 hdc in each of the next 8 stitches, 1 hdc3l in the following stitch repeat from * to * around. Join to the first hdc with a sl st. (90 stitches) 62-65. Repeat round 61

Fasten off and weave in ends.

This pattern creates a textured and unique hat that utilizes the stitches you specified. The pattern is easy to follow and adjust to different sizes by adding or subtracting rows before starting the texture patterns. Enjoy your new hat!